Lines to use with colleagues and customers.....
Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication
You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.
Are you a fucking ray of sunshine every day?
I'll have my people fuck your people.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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