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Three vampires go into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I too would like a pint of blood." The bartender says to the third vampire, "And what can I get you?" The third vampire replies, "Well, I'm driving so I'll take a pint of plasma." The bartender turns and yells to his helper, "Two bloods and a blood light."

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