40 Rude Things to Say to Somebody You Don't Like

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1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidential! 2. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advise. 3. Are your parents siblings? 4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 5. Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. 6. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. 7. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 8. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? 9. Do you want people to accept you as you are, or do you want them to like you? 10. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling- in your skull? 11. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? 12. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? 13. Everyone has the right to be ugly and stupid, but you abused the priviledge! 14. Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. 15. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? 16. He has a mind like a steel trap- always closed! 17. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! 18. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. 19. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. 20. Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change. 21. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? 22. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 23. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my butt. 24. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. 25. I bet your mother has a loud bark! 26. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? 27. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. 28. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 29. I thought of you all day today because I was at the zoo. 30. I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. 31. I'll never forget the first time we met- although I'll keep trying. 32. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive! 33. If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable. 34. Learn from your parents' mistakes- use birth control! 35. Someday you will find yourself- and wish you hadn't. 36. If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used before. 37. They say that 2 heads are better than 1. In your case, 1 would have been better than none! 38. When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in. 39. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? 40. No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.


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by Aileen R. 1+ years ago

it's a little hard to read; too close togather

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by John R. 1+ years ago

nice xD

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