Naming The Bar

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A new pub opened and no one could decide a name for it. They decided that all of the best names are in two parts, the name of a royal and a body part, such as the kings head, however they could still not decide on a name. They went into the street and stopped a woman "give us a name of a royal" and she said the queen Next they went to a man and asked him to name a body part "legs" he said and then walked off. So the pub was named and the villagers were happy. A week or so later a young man was loitering outside. A policeman went up to him and asked him what he was doing, the young man replied: "I'm waiting for the queens legs to open to get a drink"

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