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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ... ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune." Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God ...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies: "Thank you Bill ... and now I know how you chose the name ... Microsoft."

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