"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied...

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by jordan s. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahaha wasnt expecting the ending

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by Tiana M. 1+ years ago

lol, theres always adoption!

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by tony w. 1+ years ago

holy shit!!!!! thats just omfg!!! but i guess he must have been one of the "run into wall with erection and break nose" guy

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by Marie D. 1+ years ago

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

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by bob s. 1+ years ago

Don't make fun of him. I know how Ed feels. It's not our fault, we were born that way.

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago
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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Betachief117 .. 1+ years ago

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololo rotfl rotfl Hah Hah Hah.

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

HaHaHa! Best Joke I've Heard In Years! (3 In Fact) Thats A Tiny Bit Perverted... But Good! 10/10!

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by GABY G. 1+ years ago

hahahahaha...i feel kinda sorry for him.

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by Antonio B. 1+ years ago

now see that was just too funny

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

pffffft.

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

lmao nice !

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by jasmine l. 1+ years ago

omg i was like laffin for like 20 mins

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by Duckerdoo 1+ years ago

poor Ed.

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by Tina S. 1+ years ago

I laughed so hard I cried for 20 mins great joke

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