Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.
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