one day a young boy by the name of ryan was walking by the beach when he saw a man on the beach jacking off. the clueless little boy walked over to the man and said what are you doing. the man awnsers I am playing with my snake, ryan looks amased and walks away. two hours later ryan returns and finds the man asleep. when the man wakes up he finds ryan standing over him and he askes what were you doing ryan replies, well i was playing with your snake and it spit at me so i cut its head off. the man faints.