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An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer >stopped her. > >"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you >that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be >dangerous." > >"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it >as soon as I return home." > > >"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is >wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to >animals, so you should have your husband check that too." > >"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home." > >True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about >the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately. > >"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong >with the emergency brake." __________________________________________________

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