There was a third grade teacher who was a huge Yankees fan. After the Yankees had won the World Series she was so excited that she came back to the classroom and said that everyone that was a Yankees fan could get a piece chocolate. Since everyone in the class wanted a piece of chocolate they all raised their hands. Except little Johnny, who said that he was a Red Sox fan. The teacher was very mad at this and asked why he was a Red Sox fan. Little Johnny said that his mommy and daddy were Red Sox fans so that makes him a Red Sox fan. Then the teacher says, " Well what if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a drunk?" Then little Johnny said," Well that would make me a Yankees fan."