3 martians had just landed on earth and didn't know how to speak any english. So they went their seperate ways for the day. One went to a resteraunt and learned forks and knives.
The second one went to a movie and learned BATMAN! But he thought they said fatman.
The third went to a candy shop and hear kids saying goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!
So the three meet up again later. A police officer stops along the way.
P.O.: Hey, you guys look like the recent murderers in this town. Hey you are! How did you kill those people?
Martian 1: Forks and knives!
P.O.: That's a stupid way to kill someone! Who do you think I am?
Martian 2: FATMAN!
P.O.: How would you three like to go to jail?
Martian 3: Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!
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