You may be a redneck if something like this happened on your last vacation...
Joshu is going to go on vacation to Hawaii. Of course, he has to go to the airport. Because he works doing impersonations as the Terminator, he decides to go dressed as the Terminator to advertise for work.
He gets there, dressed as the Terminator.
And when he walks through the metal detector, it goes off.
Moral: If you dress up as the Terminator for a plane trip, make sure to take your car keys out of your pocket before you walk through the metal detector!
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