A drunk married man at a bar decided it was time to go home. He thought it was brilliant having sex with his wife to avoid being screamed at. After arriving home he got down to business.
The next morning he woke in his backyard. He went in the house only to find his wife screaming," I want a divorce! Why don't you love me anymore?!"
" Was it not good enough for you last night?"
"Yeah it was real brilliant! I really want a man whose having sex with the neighbor's son!"