Birdy Boner

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One day a man walks into the store and sees a parrot who is put up for sale for a very cheap price.

He asks the owner of the store why the bird is so cheap and the owner says "unfortunately, the bird lost both its legs, but fortunately, it has a long dick that can wrap around the stand as legs." So the guy bought the smart parrot, who was really intelligent.

One day the man comes home from work and says that he saw his wife making out with a neighbor. The man asks "then what happened?" He bird answered "then, I heard moaning sounds". "And then what happened" asks the man. "I don't know" says the bird. "I fell down cause I got a boner"

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