You're so skinny..... that on a windy day, u were walking to school (work) and you got blown away and ended up in a tree... in china! That you jumped into a haystack and it took you a year to find youre way out! that u make Nicole Richie look like Kirstie Alley that you swallowed a marble and everyone thought u were pregnant Sticks and Stones may break my bones but the slightest bit of wind will break your back cause u so damn skinny!!!
plz make more 'youre so skinny' jokes.... plz...