slammin yo momma #5

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Yo momma so dumb, she thought asphalt was a skin disease

Yo momma so old, vultures constantly circle around her house

yo momma so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker

Yo momma so dumb she saw a sign that said wet floor, so she did

yo momma so ugly she can look up a camels butt and scare the hump off it

yo momma so ugly she make michael jackson look like brad pitt

yo momma so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took all day for her to get yo family out

yo momma so ugly, she look like she been hit with a bag of rocks

yo momma so dumb, she goes to dr. dre for a pap smear

yo momma so dumb that when i told her to take out the trash, and she moved

yo momma so dumb, when she went to disney world she saw a sign that said disney world left, so she went home

yo momma so dumb when i said squeel like a pig, she said moo

yo momma so dumb she lost her shadow

yo momma so dirty when the drill sergant said hit the dirt, everybody started hitting her

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