There was a man who had three daughters. His first daughter came up to him one day and asked, "Daddy, why'd u name me daisy?"
He replied, "Because your mother and I layed a daisy on your face when you were born."
Then his second daughter came up and asked, "Why'd you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were born, we layed a rose on your face."
His third daughter came up and said(in a retard voice), " Harggh, harggh I love tater tots!"
He answers, "Shuttup, Brick!"
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