Black man is running and talking to God.
Man: "God, Why do I have skinny legs?"
God: "I gave you skinny legs so you can run fast through the jungle and nothing could catch you."
Man: "God, Why did you give me nappy hair?"
God: "I gave you nappy hair because you won't get your hair tied up in those branches."
Man: "God, why am I so black?"
God: "I made you black so nothing can see you at night."
Man: "God, why is my nose so big?"
God: "I gave you a big nose so you can breath in the fresh jungle air."
Man: "God, can I ask one more question?"
God: "What is it?"
The man asked "What am I doing in Detroit?"