a man walks into a cafe and on the board is
1. home made sandwidch - $10
2. coffee - $3
3. handjob - $10
the man takes his time to decide his preferred choice and decides to ask the pretty waitress
"are you the girl who gives the handjob"
she replies "yes thats my fortai" with a smirk on her face
the man then takes some more time to decide his prefered choice and says.
"go wash your hands and make me a sandwidch"
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categories: bar, drinking