A man was sitting at a bar,and orders a drink. A little while later he looks in his pocket,and calls the bartender over for another drink. this one he slams before the bartender can even walk away. The man looks in his pocket and orders another drink. a short time later, the man looks in his pocket,calls the bartender over and orders another drink. the bartender says "i'll be happy to serve you another drink but i have to know,why do you look in your pocket each time before you order?" "well..." said the man "i'll tell you. I have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when she stars to look good,then its time to go home!"