Cristmas Parrot

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A guy went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He walks by and sees a $20 parrot. He askes the owner of the store "why does that parrot cost so much"? The owner says "If you light his leg on fire he sings Cristmas carols. Let me show you". The guy grabs a lighter and lights the birds left leg on fire. he sings "Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way". Then he lights its right leg on fire. the bird sings " Im dreaming of a white Cristmas". So then the guy grabs the lighter and says " Let me try". So he lights his butt on fire. The bird sings " Cheastnuts roasting on a open fire".

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