1. if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
2.if Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
3. if the #2 pencil is so cool why is it still #2?
4. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
5. 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions
6. If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
7. out of my mind... please leave a message
8. if pro is the oppostite of con then what is the opposite of progress?
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