yo moma

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yo moma is so poor she brought home a tape of other people opening presants

yo moma is so fat when i slapped her ass i could ride the waves

yo momma is so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang a,b,c, 1,2,3, get your fat ass of of me

yo moma so skinny when she whent to a strip bar they used her as the pole

your moma is so stupid when she worked at a m&ms factory she threw out all the w's

nowis the part you can use in real life and your friends will laugh at it:

yo moma is so skinny when she ate a peanut she looked 6 months prenant (make sure you have a package of m&m's with peanuts in the middle throw the package on the ground and say this) by the way i found your missing brothes and sisters


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