Q. What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
A. Catch it, take the pin out, and throw it back.
Q. What do you do if the Irishman remembers to take the pin out and throws it at you?
A. Duck and laugh, he threw the pin at you>
Q. How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A. Knock on the door.
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