A PARENTAL WAY OF PROTECTING CHILD FROM HAVING SEX...

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THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED ABIGAL WHO LIVED WITH HER OVER-PROTECTIVE FATHER...IN FACT HE WAS SO OVER-PROTECTIVE THAT HE GAVE HIS DAUGHTER A TATTOO(THE WASHABLE KIND)EVERYTIME SHE WENT OUT ON A DATE...(LOCATED ON HER TOP-LEFT THIGH)...ONE DAY ABIGAL WAS ASKED OUT BY THE MOST POPULARIST AND HANDSOMEST BOY AT HER SCHOOL THAT SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE STUPID IF SHE REFUSED...SO SHE WENT HOME AND GOT READY RIGHT AWAY...HER FATHER KEPT WARNING HER ABOUT GUYS THAT HAVE NO PATIENCE..."DON`T WORRY DAD..I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF NOW..."SHE KISSED HER DAD ON THE CHEEKS AND RAN OUT THE DOOR JUST IN TIME TO MEET HER DATE..."ABIGAL...HOP IN.."AS THEY WENT ON THEIR DATE EVERYTHING WAS GOING JUST FINE TILL HE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO DO IT WITH HIM...SHE WAS SO TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY THAT SHE COULDN`T HELP BUT ACCEPT THE OFFER...SO THEY WENT IN THE CAR AND HAD SEX...WHEN HE WAS DRIVING HER HOME SHE REMEMBERED HER DUCK TATTOO..."OH NO...""WHATS WRONG??""MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME..""WHY???"SO SHE TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT THE DUCK TATTOO...HE DROVE UP TO A STORE AND BOUGHT THE EXACT SAME LOOKING TATTOO THAT SHE HAD SMEARED OFF WHILE THEY HAD SEX...SHE PUT THE TATTOO ON(THE TOP RIGHT OF HER THIGHS)AND WENT HOME...JUST AS SHE ENTERED THE HOUSE THE DAD ASK TO SEE HER TATTOO AND SHE SHOWED HIM..."WHY IS IT ON THE RIGHT SIDE WHEN IT WAS ON THE LEFT SIDE??"ABIGAL REPLIED,"BECAUSE I WENT TO PISS IN THE TOILET AND IT SWAM TO THE OTHER SIDE..."

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