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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "apple" if she wants it harder and "squeeze" if she wants a new position

She Starts to say

Apple

Squeeze

Apple

Sqeeeze

She Screams!!!

Apple

Squeeze

Apple Baby!!!!!!!!

WOah!!!!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making juice up there! You're getting some of your apple juice all over my face!!!

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