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A man loses his arm in an accident and gets a new, state-of-the-art electronic arm fitted. One day he's showing off to his mates at a pub, demonstrating what the arm can do.

After he's had a few pints, he needs to go to the toilet so he walks into the bathroom. he says to his arm: "Undo fly zip", and it does this. Then he looks around the room and sees a condom machine in the corner. On it it says: Two for £10. he yells "Rip off!"

His screams echoed round the pub for hours afterwards.

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smiley 6.1 PG13

submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: sex, sexuality

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