wat happened at meijer

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this is just another result of 15 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC AREAS, read on.........

1. Eric: Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start. (I met lots of new people this way)

Chrissy: i got about 5 people telling me about what they were shopping for, 3 had an actual conversation with me but one dude got all twitchy and just...left.

ALEXI: I went up to a 3 yr old and in the middle of our conversation her mom came over and said "leave my kid alone, unless u wanna baby-sit 2night"

2. Eric:Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, didn't you!?" (People normally look at me very confused with this one.)

ALEXI: i did this to the cashier and she looked at me sideways and asked if i was "Lisa"

3. Eric: Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")

Chrissy: most people just ran away, 2 asked me if i was ok but didnt sound very sincere.

ALEXI: two gurls helped me up and some ppl stopped to satre and laugh

4. Eric: Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. (This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)

ALEXI: same person as {3} says "srry, ma'am did u overdose?"

5. Eric:Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?" (You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)

ALEXIS: when i read chrissy's i thought i'd do the same so me and my 5 best friends split up {we all had our "walkie talkies"} and everytime our person would come up the aisle we would chirp each other, when it was time for check out she left the store and we followed her to her car and asked "where were you the night of jessies death?" "have u checked ur gas?" "why did you leave us at the adoption agency?"

6. Eric: Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a monkey. (It works with any animal.)

Chrissy: I attracted quite a crowd....it was a bit weird, i think they would have payed if i'd put out my hat ;P

ALEXI: all of us did this and we almost got kicked out 1=MOnkey 2=parrot {repeating everyone around us} 3=duck 4=frog 5=dog 6=cat

7. Eric: Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by. (It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)

Chrissy: This was a great one, people got really freaked out... they tried to make sure i was ok but they all were so grossed out they were trying to keep me away from them. lol!

ALEXI: we tried but after awhile we had to stop 'cause one of us actually threw up {no we know she's allergic to peanut butter}

8. Eric: Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was just wondering because I have an obsession for me. It's in my pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?" (It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.)

Chrissy: Imagine how odd the reactions you would have were. Now times it by about 10 becasue I am a girl. ;P

ALEXI: a girl/wife kept asking us where she found it 'cause her husband's b-day was in 2 weeks

9. Eric: Walk behind someone and have an arguement with yourself. (It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

Chrissy: Lol Now i am going to suggest the best reaction accents- german, newfie, indian, cowboy, and itallian

ALEXI-this waz funny 'cause we were behind the cap. of our cheer squid and she turned around and said "stop making fun of me!!"

10. Eric: Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?" (I got a total of 5 people to drink from my bottle.)

Chrissy: I got 11 people to but i had to keep refilling it because I did it when it was like 35 degrees(Celsius) outside lol

ALEXI- we put cheese around the spittle and onLY ONE PERSON DRANK FROM IT {SHE WAS WEIRD}

11. Eric: Have a newspaper or a book(or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?" (Confusion is funny.)

Chrissy: Oh boy that was so funny, i ot the strangest looks. A guy my age said yes, thanks, and he put the newspaer down his shirt and walked away lol! It was ok though, the paper was free.

ALEXI: we did thatwith lion king 1 1/2 book and the little kid took it, then we had to create a plan to get it back. So basically we snatched it.

12. Eric:Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand. (Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.)

Chrissy: It was a piece of mars bar, melted. The best reaction was when it actually stuck to their hand. And the guy asked me if he could keep it! omg lol

ALEXI: we used a 3 musketeers bar and yes it stuck and yes that person asked for some hand sanitizer and no we did not ha ve anny

13. Eric: Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that." (It works with trees too.)

ALEXI: we did not understand this one <=}

14. Eric: Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by catapult." (There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.)

ALEXI: we said to a man who looked as if he were on his death bed, "Death by greeting, eh?"

15. Eric: Get people to join you in your strange adventures. (Twice the people = twice the fun.) Chrissy: I quite agree!

ALEXI: we took a packaged dora and a back pack rounded up our siblings and went to random ppl and asked if they wanted to help jessca find her way to the deodorant section

Eric:Be careful about the people you do these things to. Have fun.

Chrissy: Good Luck you guys!

ALEXI: have a blast {don't get arrested!}


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