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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING ME THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped down from the stool, he felt very satisfied. When he was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well...no sir...they usually just use it to ride into town."

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

That's so messed up!!!!!!!! XD He's so dumb...

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

hahaha that was so funny! idiot guy!

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by Kellie F. 1+ years ago

XD these kind of jokes are wrong but so lud damn funny!!!!

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

heh heh stupid guy

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