The Song

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Here is a funny song I learnt from a few mates. You don't need a tune to sing, just try anything!

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, She cooked food in a wok! Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a giant...

COCK-a-doodle-doodle, That rooster just won't quit! And I don't want my breakfeast, because it tastes like...

SHITsus make good housepet, their cuddly and sweet! Monkeys aren't good to have because they beat their...

MEETing in a office, an meeting in the hall! The boss would like to see you so that you can suck his...

BALZac was a writer, he lived with Alan Funt! Mrs. Roberts didnt like him, but that's cuz she's a...

CONTaminated water, can really make you sick! Your bladder get's infected, and blood comes out your...

DICtate what I'm saying, cuz it may bring you luck! And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying FUCK!

(Some spelling is wrong because actual sounds do not sound like the letters. Here is translating: COCK, SHIT, MEAT, BALLS, CUNT, DICK.


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