So two blondes and a brown hair woman were walking on a deserted island. They find a genie lamp. They rub it. A genie pops out.
There are three of you, so you each get one wish. So the first blonde says "I wish I could swim across the ocean to land." She swims a little bit, then gets hit by a cruise ship.
The second blonde wishes she also couold swim across the ocean. She swims a bit and gets hit by a helicopter.
So the other girl wishes for a flat screen T.V. So the genie says "Aren't you going to wish you could swimm across the ocean?" She replies,"No. I'll just take the jet."