Timmy don't want to

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There was a little boy called Timmy. He was eight years old and was bouncing his ball but it bounced over the fence into the creepy old lady's yard. He asked his mum if he could go to the creepy old lady's house that lived in Love street. His mum said no.

Timmy snuck out and went to the creepy old lady's house and knocked on the door. "Hello creepy old lady, I was bouncing my ball and it went over your fence. Can I please have my ball back?" The creepy old lady said, "Only if you stay for dinner." Timmy said, "Timmy don't want to." The creepy old lady said, gIf you don't, I will tell your mum that you came down Love Street to get your ball back." So Timmy stayed for dinner. After dinner, Timmy asked for his ball back but the creepy old lady said, "Only if you stay for cookies and milk.h But Timmy said, "Timmy don't want to." The creepy old lady said, gIf you don't, I will tell your mum that you came down Love Street to get your ball back and stayed for dinner." So Timmy stayed for cookies and milk. After cookies and milk, Timmy asked for his ball back but the creepy old lady said, "Only if you go upstairs and make my bed.h Timmy said, "Timmy don't want to." The creepy old lady said, gIf you don't, I will tell your mum that you came down Love Street to get your ball back and stayed for dinner and cookies and milk." So Timmy went upstairs and made the bed. After making the bed, Timmy asked for his ball back but the creepy old lady said, "Only if have sex with me.h Timmy said, "Timmy don't want to." The creepy old lady said, gIf you don't, I will tell your mum that you came down Love Street to get your ball back and stayed for dinner and cookies and milk and made my bed." So Timmy had sex with the creepy old lady all night. In the morning, the creepy old lady said, gYou can get off nowh but Timmy said , gTimmy donft want to.h

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