Beanie Weanie

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Three days before Christmas a young man walked into a store to buy a bag of beans for his dinner. He walked to the front and asked where the beans were in the store.

"They're in the back," replied the store clerk,"But beware of the ghost of Beanie Weanie!"

The man goes to the back laughing at the idea of a ghost in the store. All of a sudden he is stopped by a swirling mist in front of the bean aisle. Then a ghost appeared.

"I'm the ghost of Beanie Weanie, touch my beans I'll eat you're weanie!" The man laughed at this and grabbed for some beans, and sure enough, he got his weenie eaten.

The next day another man walked in and ask where the beans were, because he wanted a good home cooked supper.

"They're in the back," replied the store clerk,"But beware of the ghost of Beanie Weanie!"

The man walk to the back laughing and as soon as he got to the bean aisle, a swirling mist appeared.

"I'm the ghost of Beanie Weanie, touch my beans I'll eat you're weanie!" The man thought that it must be some kind of joke so he grabbed for the beans, and sure enough he got his weenie eaten.

The next day on Christmas Eve, a very, very old man walked in and asked where the beans were at because he was hungry.

"They're in the back," replied the store clerk,"But beware of the ghost of Beanie Weanie, two men have already lost their weenies!"

The old man assured the clerk that he would be okay and proceeded to the bean aisle. As soon as he got there a swirling mist appeared.

Soon the ghost appeared and said "I'm the ghost of Beanie Weanie, touch my beans I'll eat you weenie!"

The old man quickly replied "I'm the ghost of christmas past, touch my balls I'll kick your ass!"

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