There were these three chinese guys standing on the corner bored as hell, and one of them says "Next year we should all meet back here and see who's collected the most ping pong balls." So they all go off their seperate ways.
So the next year they all meet back on the corner. The first guy has 1556 balls, the second guy has 1489 balls, and the last guys has a bunch of cuts and bruises. The first guys asks " Where are your ping pong balls?" he says " Ping pong balls? Man, I thought you said king kong balls!"