Osama's Valentine

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Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

His father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," Josh says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Josh, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Josh says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."


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by George G. 1+ years ago

I almost cried at the end ;(

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by Joey J. 1+ years ago

This joke is not funny at all... I mean Osama isn' t even alive anymore...... he died in like 2003 though no one told the public so we can continue this "war on terror" which is really a war to help Israeli's control the mid-east as well as oil, which is always important to our companies......

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by Chase A. 1+ years ago

You switched the name from Josh to David once. Wtf?

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