cursing parrot

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one day a lonely woman decided she needed someone to talk to so she went to the nearest pet store and bought a parrot. as she was leaving she clerk said 'ma'am i wouldn't suggest you take that particular parrot. its previous owner had a very foul mouth.' the woman said she could handle it and walked out with the bird in a brand new cage. she walked into her house and sat the cage on the table and was immediately met with a barrage of swear words. so she took the bird and put it in the freezer for 5 minutes. she let him out and he was shivering and the woman said 'are you going to curse any more' and she was met again with a dozen curses. so she put the parrot in the freezer for another 10 minutes. when she let him out he was covered in frost but still squaked out another barrage of foul words. the woman grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer for 15 minutes! when she finally let him out he was covered in icicles and was shivering. the woman said 'are you going to curse any more?' she bird stammered out 'n-n-no m-ma'am. but i have j-j-just one question. W-W-What did the t-t-turkey say?'


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