3 men were hunting in a forest when they were captured by a Native tribe. The men were lined up in front of the whole tribe and had to talk to the chief.
The first man stepped up and the chief stated "You have 2 choices, death, or wikki-wikki." The man thought for a second, and deciding he didnt want to die, said "I choose wikki-wikki." The chief turned to the crowd of indians and said "He chooses wikki-wikki!" The crowd roared as 15 natives rushed onto the stage, grabbed the man, blindfolded him and tied his arms and legs up, cut his penis and balls off, tied them around his neck, and threw him into the forest to where he would never be seen again.
The second man now stepped up, and the chief repeated his statment, "You have 2 choices, death, or wikki-wikki." The guy saw what happened to the first man, but really didnt want to die, so he chose wikki-wikki. Once again 15 natives rushed onto the stage, blindfolded him and binded his arms and legs, cut his penis and balls off, tied them around his neck, and threw him into the forest to where he would never be seen again,
The third guy, a very strong man, large in stature, was asked the same question as the first too. He decided to be bold, hoping he could take on the natives, and said "I choose death." The crowd fell silent, for this had never happened before.
The chief turned to the audience and announced, "He chooses death, by wikki-wikki!"