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two guys were living with each other. they slept on a bunk bed. the guy that sleeps on the bottom brought home a girl one night. the other guy went to bed. the other guy wanted to make the night with the girl special. so they made up to code words. lettuce meant harder and tomato meant faster. the guy that went to bed kept hearing those two words over and over. "lettuce!" "tomato!" "lettuce!" "tomato!" the guy in bed screemed; "Hey your getting mayonaise all over me! make your stinkin sandwich somewhere else!"

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