Toilet Paper

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This joke takes place on a Indian Reservation

Theirs this Indian who really needs to take a crap. So he goes to the out house and discovers that there is no toilet paper. He then decides that he will first go and buy a row.

At the store he asks the clerk how much it is for a row of toilet paper. “Well we got three brands, $3.00 for Charmin, $2.00 for fluffy, or $1.00 for the no-name-brand.” He decides that the no-name-brand will do.

He later returns to the store and says to the clerk, “I got a name for the toilet paper you sold me.” “Oh yah, what is it?”

“John Wayne, It’s rough, tough, and it don’t take Shit off of no Indian!”

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