Tennis Elbow

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

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by Kayla K. 1+ years ago

Ahh shit!!! That's crazy...

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by Tia D. 1+ years ago

O_O This Generation And It's Technology. . . l0l-10

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by Jack F. 1+ years ago

Wow, even computers can burn you.

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by Josh B. 1+ years ago

that wasnt moe

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

once again i am dying of laughter from ur jokes rock on moe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Sarah C. 1+ years ago

A classical one. Oh, and I happen to enjoy the ad for tennis elbow right below the joke. :-)

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by brittany a. 1+ years ago

i love this joke

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

rofl

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

LOL! You deserve a ten! =D

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by GABY G. 1+ years ago

i just love this joke. i read it all the time..its flippin sweet.

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by rocaa f. 1+ years ago

very funny lo0o00ol

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by Carla M. 1+ years ago

hahahaaaa loool verryyy funny :P

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by Mr. Smith S. 1+ years ago

It sucks to be that guy

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by Tia D. 1+ years ago

DONT MESS WITH AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY!!!

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by Jasmine S. 1+ years ago

lol, technology these days

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by Antonio B. 1+ years ago

ha ha ha ha ha ahh ha ha ha wow that was a nice one

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by joe t. 1+ years ago

fuunnnnaaaayyyyy ringworm...

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by VANESSA C. 1+ years ago

damn that is one smart computer lol.

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