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There was this guy, he wanted to be a monk in a special monastery, so he went inside the monastery and demanded to talk to the head monk, the head monk said: “To become a monk, you must learn the secret of the monks.” The guy said “ok, so what’s the secret” the head monk said “it is in a special room deep in the monastery” so the guy followed the head monk down a winding staircase and they reached a door, the monk says “I forgot the key” so they go back up the winding staircase and get the key, then they go back down the winding staircase and unlock the door, then they see a huge lake, the monk says “I forgot the boat” so they go back through the door, and back up the winding staircase and get the boat, then they go back down the winding staircase and through the door and cross the lake, then they come to another door and the monk says “I forgot the key to this door” so they go back across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase and get the key, then they go back down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, and through the second door, then they come to a metal door with a number pad on it, the monk says “I forgot the combination” and they go back through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase and get the paper with the combination on it, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, and through the metal door, and they come to a tall ledge, the monk says “I forgot the rope” so they go back through the metal door, through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase, and get the rope, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, through the metal door, and down the ledge, and they get to a long and very very hot and dry hallway, the monk says “I forgot the water” so they go back up the ledge, through the metal door, through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase, and get a lot of bottled water, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, through the metal door, down the ledge, and through the hallway, then they get to a room full of vicious dogs ready to eat anything, the monk says “I forgot the meat” so they go back through the hallway, up the ledge, through the metal door, through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase, and get the raw meat for the dogs, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, through the metal door, down the ledge, through the hallway, and through the room full of vicious dogs, then they get to a big tough man guarding a big safe and he asks for the password, the monk says “I forgot the password” so they go through the room full of vicious dogs, through the hallway, up the ledge, through the metal door, through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase, and get the piece of paper with the password written on it, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, through the metal door, down the ledge, through the hallway, through the room full of vicious dogs, and past the man, the monk says “I forgot the combination to the safe” so they go back past the man, through the room full of vicious dogs, through the hallway, up the ledge, through the metal door, through the second door, across the lake, through the door, and up the winding staircase, and they get the piece of paper with the combination to the safe on it, then they go down the winding staircase, through the door, across the lake, through the second door, through the metal door, down the ledge, through the hallway, through the room full of vicious dogs, past the man, and open the big safe, then they see a book and the monk looks at it and says “ahh, that’s the secret” the man says what is the secret?” the monk says “it’s the secret of the monks, and you’re not a monk, so I can’t tell you”.

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