A Symbol of Christmas

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There are three guys who are trying to get into heaven, by showing Saint Nicholas a symbol of Christmas. The first guy looks though his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He then lights it and says "This represents candles," so Saint Nicholas lets the first guy into heaven. The second guy looks though his pockets and pulls out his keys. He then shakes them and says "This represents bells," so Saint Nicholas lets the second guy into heaven. The third looks though his pants and pulls out a pair of panties. Saint Nicholas looks at the guy and says "How do those represents Christmas?" Then third guy then says "Well these belong to Carol."

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