Death Penalty

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One day, there was 3 people about to be executed by electric chair. They were a Lawyer, an Accountant, and a Electrician.

The Lawyer was up first. He was asked if he had any last words. He said,"From now on i will be honest if you save me God." they threw the switch and magically he was not electricuted. The warden said, "God has forgiven you so you will be let go"

The Accountant was up next. He was asked if he had any last words. He said,"From now on i will not steal if you let me go god"they threw the switch and magically he was not electricuted. The warden said, "God has forgiven you so you will be let go"

The Electrician was up next. He was asked if he had any last words. He said,"You wont be electricuting anybody if you dont plug in the chair."

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