Car Parts Can Be Dangerous

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A little girl walks in to see her father naked. She says "What is that thing between your legs, daddy?" He doesnt want to tell his daughter about sex yet, so he says, "Well, Maggie, this is my car." "Why don't I have a car?" pouted Maggie. "This is because you have a garage, dear." "Oh, ok!" and Maggie strolls of.

The next day, Maggie comes home covered in blood. "Maggie!" cries her father, "What happened???" "Well, daddy" says maggie, "Some guy tried to park his car in my garage, so i slashed his two front tires."

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