Dopey and the Seven dwarves were with the Pope. Dopey asked: "Are there any dwarf nuns in America?"
The Pope replied: "No." The Seven Dwarves giggled.
Dopey: "Are there any in Italy?"
Pope: "No." The seven dwarves started laughing.
Dopey: " Well how about in France?"
Pope: "No,there are none in France." At this point the dwarves were laughing so hard, they fell out of their chairs.
Dopey: "Are there any in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD?"
Pope: "NO, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere!" The dwarves started to chant: "Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin!"