The Man Who's Dream Was Broken

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There was once an old man that was 99 years old. His lifetime goal was to be 100 yrs old.

He was shopping one day and I walk up to him and say "You look mighty old". And of course he was offended. So he said, "My liftime gaol is to be 100. I said "What does that have to do with shopping". He said, "Well I have to eat to live". I said "You don't have to eat to live". The dumb ass actually believed me.

He didn't eat for a week and he was very hungry. It was one second until he was 100. I had a 12 gage in hand so I shot him. I guess he didn't live to be 100, but his son did. Life ain't fair is it.

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