There once was a little girl who was tired and didn't want to eat her dinner. So she told her mom she had a belly ache. Her mom replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something in it".
One evening her mom's boss comes over for dinner. After a while the boss said that he was getting a headache. The girl walked up to him innocently and said,"that's because it's empty. You have to put something in it!"
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