Three guys ascending Mount Everest, tired and beat, make it up to the top. There, they meet a genie who grants them 1 wish each. He said: 'Run down the slope as fast as you can and name the animal you would like to be for an easy descent.' The first goes running and yells 'FALCON' and safely meets the bottom. The second runs and yells 'EAGLE!' and meets the ground safely. The third runs but on the way down, trips and yells 'SHIT!'