A man and his wife were having sex, and when they finished he threw the condom out the window. The wife instantly yelled at him saying that a kid could find it.
The man went out looking for it but couldn't find it. Then, he saw a kid. He asked the kid if he might have found anything that belonged to him. The kid replied that he only found a twinkie. The man offered $5 for the twinkie.
When the kid returned home, his mom asked him where he got the money. He said, "I sold a twinkie to a man, but the joke's on him, I sucked out the cream filling!"