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A 90 year old guy marries a 20 year old girl and he wants to have kids. So he goes to the doctor to have a test done to see if he can have any kids. The doc gives him a small glass jar and tells him to go to the bathroom and cum in it. The old man goes to the bathroom and stays there for about 4 hours. The old guy's wife knocks on the door and he says "Come in"

She goes inside and he says to her (sounding exausted)

"I squeezed it and turned it left, I squeezed it and turned it right, I squeezed it and turned it in any direction possible...

BUT I JUST CANT GET THIS DAMN JAR OPEN"

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categories: sex, sexuality

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